Dean Burke, professional skater, amateur prankster
Dean Burke was a professional speed skater, something that came in handy when he quit his job at a sporting goods store in the early 90’s. Per store tradition, he had to take a race on roller blades around the mall, in costume, while being pursued by the entire security staff.
He came out to welcome the 4th Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division of the JBLM Stryker Brigade home from Afghanistan and shared this story at the Drunken Telegraph Story Snapshot Port-a-Parlor.